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10.23.03 | 5:39 pm

So I was watching TRL today. Why? Don't know. But I caught the new Enrique Iglesias video (and thank god for that... lol) & Mischa Barton (from 'the OC') was in it. So basically she's lying in bed in her underwear, macking hardcore with E. You know, typical set up. And then he unhooks her bra. And then she starts, um, dancing for the perv. Weirdly shaking her (@ this point completely bare) boobs, etc. And more licking each other's faces.

Okay, fine, whatever. But she's freaking 17 years old! She's 6 months younger than me. What the hell!! He's like 30 (or damn close), ugh. What a perverted dick.

I know this is kinda ironic considering my lusting for Dave Matthews (37) etc. But it's not like I want to make a porno with him and have cheesy vocals layered over it and air it on MTV. Where everybody can watch. I don't know, am I the only one wondering what the hell her (Mischa's) parents are going to say/do when they see it?! Oh dear god what if her grandparents watch it. I can't even imagine.

Anyway. I basically have nothing else to say, just thought I'd share my gross out moment of the day w/ ya'll :)

Still need to lose weight...

"Seven series BM
six series Benz
twenty four inches
Giovanni rims
...
G-Unit homie, actin' like ya'll don't know
Look, I can't even walk through the mall no more
I just pull up, get out, and get all the ho's
they never seen doors lift up on a car before
don't be mad at me dawg, that's all I know.

- G Unit/50 Cent "Stunt 101" Beg for Mercy

(I don't know)

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